As we begin a new week, let us take a glance back at the week just past, shall we?
Filed Under "Dad Only Gets to Stay Three Days, Kids" - The President is vacationing in the oh-so-tony island enclave of Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, while the rest of the country is hearing more and more about the "R" word - recession - and every graph they show you on cable news looks like a really decent sledding hill in winter. Why not Camp David, sir? Go with the kids and wife for maybe three days, and then beg off, as every dad has had to do at one time or another, saying that you must get back to work. Your work is getting us out of the toilet, so I would be comfortable with three days of vacation ONLY, annointed sir, and those three days only for the girls' sake. (But while you are there, go to the Black Dog; it's an island "must.")
Filed Under "You Just Might Get What You Asked For" - Abercrombie and Fitch apparently is upset that The Jersey Shore cast wears their clothes, and reportedly paid one cast member NOT to wear their clothing (the company disputes this). This is hysterical, people! Have you been by an Abercrombie and Fitch lately in the mall? Your ears pulsate with the loud, pounding rhythms as you innocently walk by, and if you enter inside, well...God help you. The posters of half-naked kids are so blatently shouting "the dollar is our God, and we spend a lot on 'tween marketing surveys, too" that you would have to be recently lobotomized to not see that your kids are being played, and you are, too. My kids were not allowed to shop there unless they got a gift certificate from a well-meaning relative - and then they had to wear ear muffs and eye blinders. So...this is just hysterical to me, the Jersey Shore connection. See, A&F, borderline porn ads don't attract just wealthy suburban kids - Jersey Shore is more your speed and taste...so, enjoy!! Hysterical!!
And , in the "This Is Just Annoying" category - why do people pronounce the word "Pundits" as "Pundints"? Interestingly, it's the "pundits" that mispronounce it the most, as it's not a word us regular folks need to use too much...kind of like hearing "for all intensive purposes" (all intents and purposes) or "nucular" instead of "nuclear." (I still love you, President Bush.) Just random thoughts...
Have a great week!