Former columnist for the Los Angeles Post Examiner, the Baltimore Post Examiner, and Gatehouse News Service

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Hazelnut Decaf or Mocha-Latte? Just Squeeze my Elbow

 We have all heard the jokes about how we are all, because of our sedentary lifestyles and obsessive computer use, turn into lardy folks with shrivelled, atrophy-ed muscles and giant calloused fingers( good for keyboarding).  We'd be unattractive monkeys.

Of course, we thought that this would just happen to us - we wouldn't necessarily go looking for it.  But would you purposely adapt your body to make you more computer-friendly?  It has been discussed - putting microchips in our kids to track them etc., and then there is this, about a man who took it a little further.  If this is the future, I would like a Keurig coffee machine installed in my elbow, please.

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